The Empire of Los Vasion is a massive, genial nation, notable for its national health service, vat-grown people, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-working, devout population of 2.083 billion Vasionists have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Michilien. The average income tax rate is 42.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Vasionian economy, worth 199 trillion Vasionist Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 95,635 Vasionist Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, cheap goods stamped "Made In Dàguó" are increasingly rare, and the army is spending millions cloning khaki-colored dinosaurs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Los Vasion's national animal is the Vasionist Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Los Vasion is ranked 25,099^th in the world and 978^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 85 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.